Tag: funny
member name: Webduck *
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December 07, 2006 12:04 PM EST --
I didn't make this thing, so don't shoot the messenger! No doubt, it is something every man would like to have under his tree, right? Too bad about the typo for the "stop winging". . . .
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November 26, 2006 10:05 PM EST --
I don't know why, but I just love this story. I would NOT do such a thing, of course. --Duck
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . .
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December 22, 2006 12:39 AM EST --
I have a Labrador Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The . . .
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October 03, 2006 01:45 PM EDT --
My friend Stacy * and I were running some errands one day in the summer of 1985. At that time there used to be a stop light at an instersection in the little burg of Gorst here in Kitsap County. I don't . . .
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February 01, 2007 04:29 AM EST --
Little Johnny is in the classroom during English class, and the teacher is asking for the definition of the word "indifferent".
The teacher calls on Johnny, and he replies, "That's . . .
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January 13, 2007 05:20 PM EST --
We have a beautiful silver tureen that I inherited from my mom and it is in dire need of some polishing at this current moment. In the past, it was much more polished (as was I), it had been my habit to . . .
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February 08, 2007 02:35 PM EST --
My husband was stationed at McChord AFB when I met him 36 years ago. His MOS was telephone maintenance, and when I met him he was already a sergeant, meaning that he had been in that job for a few years. . . .
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October 31, 2006 04:47 AM EST --
My friends Judy, Cindy, Chris and I would all go trick or treating in the housing development just up the road from us. As they say, there is safety in numbers, so we would start our evening early with . . .
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January 12, 2007 01:11 AM EST --
MINNESOTA BECAME THE 32ND STATE ON MAY 11, 1858 AND WAS ORIGINALLY SETTLED BY A LOST TRIBE OF NORWEGIANS SEEKING REFUGE FROM THE SEARING HEAT OF WISCONSIN'S WINTERS.
THE STATE FLAG OF MINNESOTA CONSISTS . . .
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . .
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October 30, 2006 02:03 PM EST --
This might be old, but still cute.
<table id="INCREDIMAINTABLE" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td . . .
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October 28, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was . . .
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October 28, 2006 05:20 PM EDT --
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook . . .
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July 15, 2006 04:02 PM EDT --
I drew this picture many years ago and gave the original(s) to my friend. Just recently, I added this image and another to my Cafe Press sites. There is a companion picture to this one too. Click here . . .
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August 06, 2006 05:21 PM EDT --
Some people in the 1950's probably had state of the art camping equipment, but we didn't. When it was time to go camping, we just loaded up the cars and went out in the woods.
I don't . . .
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