Tag: humor
member name: Webduck *
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January 27, 2007 08:47 PM EST --
OK, Some of you might have read these before, but they are kind of funny. --webduck
They're baaack! Church Bulletins. Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences . . .
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February 08, 2007 01:25 PM EST --
Just sharing. No need to give me any stars. :) Look close for the humor. -- webduck
A Soldier, Sailor, Airman and Marine got into an argument as to which service was "the best." The . . .
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November 26, 2006 10:05 PM EST --
I don't know why, but I just love this story. I would NOT do such a thing, of course. --Duck
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . .
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December 22, 2006 12:39 AM EST --
I have a Labrador Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The . . .
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July 24, 2006 07:58 PM EDT --
They were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in . . .
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October 03, 2006 01:45 PM EDT --
My friend Stacy * and I were running some errands one day in the summer of 1985. At that time there used to be a stop light at an instersection in the little burg of Gorst here in Kitsap County. I don't . . .
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December 07, 2006 12:04 PM EST --
I didn't make this thing, so don't shoot the messenger! No doubt, it is something every man would like to have under his tree, right? Too bad about the typo for the "stop winging". . . .
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December 11, 2006 04:44 PM EST --
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas . . .
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February 01, 2007 04:29 AM EST --
Little Johnny is in the classroom during English class, and the teacher is asking for the definition of the word "indifferent".
The teacher calls on Johnny, and he replies, "That's . . .
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February 15, 2007 05:16 PM EST --
If you haven't Stumbled across this site before, you are in for a chuckle. The name of it is Plain Language.gov . Who knew the government even had a sense of humor! :) As you can see from the . . .
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January 13, 2007 05:20 PM EST --
We have a beautiful silver tureen that I inherited from my mom and it is in dire need of some polishing at this current moment. In the past, it was much more polished (as was I), it had been my habit to . . .
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February 08, 2007 02:35 PM EST --
My husband was stationed at McChord AFB when I met him 36 years ago. His MOS was telephone maintenance, and when I met him he was already a sergeant, meaning that he had been in that job for a few years. . . .
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February 04, 2007 01:13 PM EST --
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy . . .
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July 30, 2006 08:41 PM EDT --
My husband and I took our 14 year old cat Rocky to the vet on Friday to get his annual exam and booster Rabies shot. Since Rocky is considered an elderly cat, visits to the vet are always anticipated . . .
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October 31, 2006 04:47 AM EST --
My friends Judy, Cindy, Chris and I would all go trick or treating in the housing development just up the road from us. As they say, there is safety in numbers, so we would start our evening early with . . .
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December 03, 2006 07:43 PM EST --
My Mom was born in 1923, and spent most of her growing-up-years in a logging town in Thurston County, Washington. She often spoke off-the-cuff, but she came close to getting herself in real trouble as . . .
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November 26, 2006 09:56 PM EST --
I would like to call my retirement community Persnickety Acres. Home sections include: Still Rocks, Bald Hippy-land, Fallen Arch NME, and Bogged Downs.
All the people who live in this imaginary village . . .
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January 12, 2007 01:11 AM EST --
MINNESOTA BECAME THE 32ND STATE ON MAY 11, 1858 AND WAS ORIGINALLY SETTLED BY A LOST TRIBE OF NORWEGIANS SEEKING REFUGE FROM THE SEARING HEAT OF WISCONSIN'S WINTERS.
THE STATE FLAG OF MINNESOTA CONSISTS . . .
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . .
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October 22, 2006 07:50 PM EDT --
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R . . .
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